Normally I try to write something interesting (or at least something to help you kill time at work while you’re pretending to work on that graph sheet but realllyyy you’re cruising the internet and wishing so-and-so would text you) but today I’m just going straight for the kill. Last night I made my own version of the infamous Chipotle Burrito Bowl and I’m extremely happy with the results. The closest Chipotle is a half hour drive away that involves a very annoying left-hand turn across 3 lanes of oncoming traffic. I hate left hand turns, I’m terrible at them. Ironically I’m an awesome left-hand parker. I could park an elephant in a clown-car parking spot as long as it involved a left-hand turn…right hand turns may unfortunately result in scraped cars and notes of apology placed on their windshield.
The Burrito Bowl seems easy enough at first glance: rice, beans, corn, lettuce, cheese, salsa, meat and source cream and/or guacamole. Should be a breeze to mimic, right? Not exactly…these simple ingredients have more complexity when you really start to analyze the flavor. The saltyness of the meat, cheese and beans need to meld well with the lime cilantro rice and the refreshing yet tangy homemade salsa. I happened to have steak on hand so I chose to do a carne asada marinade that I found online. The recipe says to let it marinade for one hour but I marinated mine all day and I think it helped the flavor really seep into the meat. I have to admit that I don’t think the steak flavoring matches that of Chipotle but it’s a nice starting off point.
Homemade Chipotle Burrito Bowl Recipe
Steak
Marinade (taken from Picky-Palate.com)
- ½ cup extra virgin olive oil
- 2 tablespoons lime juice
- ½ teaspoon ground cumin (I used 1 to 2 teaspoons)
- ¼ teaspoon salt
- ¼ teaspoon ground black pepper
- 1 pound carne asada beef or flank steak
- ½ cup finely chopped white onion
- 2 cloves minced garlic
Whisk oil, lime juice, cumin, salt and pepper in a bowl until combined. Place beef, onions and garlic in a large plastic ziplock bag and pour marinade inside bag. Close bag and massage beef with marinade until it’s thoroughly coat. Place in refrigerator and marinade for at least one hour (I recommend several hours).
Grill beef until brown, about 3 minutes on each side and then transfer to a cutting board. Let the meat sit for at least 5 minutes (so it retains its juices) and then slice the meat against the grain (very important to go against the grain). Serve atop your burrito bowl.
Lime Cilantro Rice
- Uncooked white rice and water (refer to directions on rice package for measurements and cooking time)
- Zest of one lime
- Juice of one lime
- Cilantro, chopped
- 1 teaspoon salt (and more to taste)
- 1 entire green onion bulb, sliced
Combine water, rice, salt and lime zest and cook according to the directions on the rice package. When rice is done, remove from heat and stir in green onion, cilantro and lime juice. Season with salt to taste.
Tomato Salsa
- 2 medium tomatoes
- 1 half jalapeno, seeded and ribs removed and then diced
- Chopped ilantro
- 2 tablespoons green onion, chopped
- 2 tablespoons lime juice
- Salt and pepper
Chop tomatoes and sprinkle with ½ teaspoon salt. Let sit for about 5 to 10 minutes as the salt draws out the water. Drain the liquid and then combine the tomatoes, jalapeno, cilantro and green onion. Sprinkle with lime juice, salt and pepper to taste. Let sit a few minutes before serving so the flavors really set.
Other components:
Mexican cheese, shredded lettuce, sweet corn, canned pinto or black beans (drained), sour cream, guacamole
Assembly: spoon rice into a bowl then top it with sliced meat, beans, lettuce, sweet corn, tomato salsa, cheese and sour cream/guacamole.
Congratulations, you just made a knock-off Chipotle Burrito Bowl at home! Now sit back and enjoy your burrito bowl as you watch a girl wearing mint-green sunglasses try to make a left-hand turn. Hey, don’t laugh! Even beautiful people have this problem!